ear hurts so bad

ear hurts so bad.

ear hurts so bad.

by Debskelly1985 May 3, 2023

very dry ears

very dry ears.

very dry ears.

by Debskelly1985 May 3, 2023

Hotdog sandwich ears

When you overhear part of a conversation severely incorrectly.

Guy: did you just say you want to fuck my mom!?
Other guy: no, I said we’re going to the mall…
Guy: oh sorry, hotdog sandwich ears.

by ShleeBo May 13, 2023

fuck my ear

This means fuck my life.

Her: There was an accident.
Him: It’s not even winter yet.

Her: Fuck my ear.

by Dylwit October 23, 2019

elf ears!!!

Real elf ears are pointy ears, perfect for the renaissance festival!
People back back BACK in the day, thought elfs had magical powers 🧝 ♀️ 🧝 ♂️ 🧝

Ppl: look at her! It looks like she has REAL elf ears!!!
Ppl: are they real? Wow, the renaissance festival is full of crazy people!

by Bunny blue November 6, 2021

ear wads waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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I hate ear wads JK I don't know what ear wads waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare

by Orrinpants November 16, 2021

Daejon Ears

When something is said and another person hears something that’s not related to what was said

Person 1: “He loved trains”

Person 2: “YOU SAID TRANS??”

Person 1: “You got Daejon Ears”

by Plague Doctor SS September 8, 2021