Douche Captain

One who so excels at being a douchebag, they have been appointed to a position of leadership among their douchebag crew.

"That guy doing the guido dance - total douche captain."

by giber1 December 15, 2008

regal douche

a.k.a "king douche" a regal douche is a douche deserving a more severe title

Dwight, the forty year old shelf stocker at Wal-Mart is a regal douche

by piss off May 9, 2005

Douche Bag

1. A jerk

2. An Asshole

3. Someone With turbo aids

4. An Unstable Cracker who shoots Unstable Niggers.

What the fuck that guy is a fucking Douche Bag

by Josh AKA Jesus from mc February 27, 2009

Disposable Douche

A co-worker who is a douche and is also so completely useless that they are considered disposable.

That Brett guy is always so Jolly, but he's a Disposable Douche

by ohio sailor January 14, 2009

urban douche

adj, <uhr-ben dew-shh>

An urban douche is someone who uses urban dictionary to define everything that they misunderstand. Usually they "copy and paste" the definition straight from urbandictionary.com into their reply.

Person 1: "wait what's a peacoat"

Urban Douche: "Wow here...
pea coat 39 up, 9 down

buy pea coat mugs, tshirts and magnets
Pea coats are a style of double breasted overcoat which have recently become associated with scenesters. Wearing one may garner scene cred. Traditionally navy blue.
At a concert I attended recently, pea coats and tight jean were the preferred attire."

Person 2: "You're such an urban douche"

by kidsdontstandachance March 14, 2010

douche bag

a real jerk -- a poker donkey

jgw555 is a real douche bag

by ima dumas January 6, 2008

Douche Powder

Mix this with water and presto! You have yourself douche. Can also be used as an insult.

My wife is cheap, so she buys douche powder.

You are nothing more than a speck of douche powder.

by GG January 23, 2004