Kai's Disease

A disease in which a person is unable to use words properly between the hours of 7 PM and 9 AM.

Lauren: My pumpkin rot, but I didn't have time to carve it anyways.
Liam: I need to carve my watermelon.
Kai: I need to cave my Lukas.
Kai: *gourd
Liam: Kai have you taken your Kai's Disease medicine tonight?

by epikliam October 27, 2021

Peripheral Artery Disease

Noun (Also know as: P.A.D. ) Peripheral Artery Disease is a circulatory condition in which narrowed blood vessels reduce blood flow to the limbs.
Peripheral vascular disease is a sign of fatty deposits and calcium building up in the walls of the arteries (atherosclerosis). Risk factors include aging, diabetes, and smoking.

Wow my lower legs really ache for no reason, even when laying down. Probably because of Peripheral Artery Disease. Fuck.

by Mr. Wanna October 27, 2021

whore disease

can’t keep your tongue in your mouth

that miya atsumu definitely has whore disease

by winning at life September 16, 2021

whore disease

can’t keep tongue in mouth

that miya atsumu definitely has whore disease

by winning at life September 16, 2021

Jasper hale Disease

When one (normally a Twitard) become overly obsessed with with Jasper Hale from twilight.

Twitard: OMG I LOVE JASPER!!! HE’ SO HOT AND FINE AF!!!

Me: another victim of Jasper Hale disease..

by Rob3rtpatt1nson September 20, 2021

Harry’s disease

A very rare disease when you lost your ability to catch a football

Yooooo u dropped a game winning touchdown!?!? Do u have Harry’s disease?

by Trol69669696969 September 23, 2021

DJ disease

A disease that infects people in charge of the music mix at a gathering. Infection becomes apparent when the person changes the music too quickly, cutting off songs far before their proper ending.

Symptoms typically present among narcissistic DJs, who mistakenly believe the crowd likes hearing the transitions more than the actual songs. Or they foolishly believe rapidly changing the songs "keeps things fresh". (In reality, it just makes the mix annoying and irritating.)

When party hosts (who think they're a real DJ) copy this same bad behaviour, because they saw a pro DJ do it somewhere, it can be concluded that DJ disease is also highly contagious.

Damn it, I was just getting into the groove of this song and now the DJ ruined it by ending the song prematurely! He must have DJ disease!

by cyberpimp2 July 31, 2021