the most perfect and amazing person in the planet and is loved in every single way. he is hot and very nice and makes everyone happy
by witsyoshskhxhfj April 29, 2019

Dan is a very silly person. He is considered to be the 'weird kid outsider' to others, but to his closest friends, he is a goofy goober who is very kind and awesome. When you get to know him he is such an amazing person and you will love him very much. Dan also can be very random, like saying some gibberish nonsense or making silly noises. Dan also seems to randomly disappear sometimes. He is suspected to be the 'admin' of the world and has silly commands like /e fly. He also has great humor and is a very reasonable person. I love Dan :)))
by lemon the silly fox :))) March 20, 2024

A short man who circumcised his penis at the age of 18. He sells children to the FBI in exchange for movie tickets. His daughter is a naughty whore who eats frogs and rabbits every day.
He has a theme song that goes:
My name is Circumcised Dan and I live alone, I still like to bone and moan alone.
He has a theme song that goes:
My name is Circumcised Dan and I live alone, I still like to bone and moan alone.
by Littleweiny22 August 26, 2023

Dan's are the best! One of the founding fathers of the homeboi brew kit and a total ledge.
If you've heard of the Loch Ness monster you've heard of Dan's dick.
Rightful heir to the Iron Throne, rightful King of the Andals and the First Women, Protector of the Seven Kingdoms, the Farther of 2, the Khal of the Great Grass Sea, the Unburnt and the breaker of cervix's
If you've heard of the Loch Ness monster you've heard of Dan's dick.
Rightful heir to the Iron Throne, rightful King of the Andals and the First Women, Protector of the Seven Kingdoms, the Farther of 2, the Khal of the Great Grass Sea, the Unburnt and the breaker of cervix's
by Bingbongbadoo February 15, 2022

When you have strong aspirations and mean well with your every move but make a habit of fucking everything up, sometimes, seemingly on purpose. Kinda sus.
by M_j_c October 16, 2020

Wow, what a guy. If i had to describe myself in 3 words id say 'there isn't 3 words great enough to describe my very being'. That's it really, basically the best man living on this here very earth, i say basically i mean definitely but hes a good guy you know, he's not as bad as most people like on the earth theres been some very bad people like hitler i believe he killed quite a few people, yeah dan definitely isn't as bas as him, most average people aren't as bad as hitler. But yeah i don't know, follow me on Instagram @fredricks_the_breadsticks_65
by Breadstick_shaun the praun September 2, 2021
