When your husband/boyfriend looks for something, you tell him EXACTLY where he should find it, and he can’t. You get up and get it, from exactly where you said it would be.
Him: Do we have any ketchup?
Me: Did you look on the second shelf to the right?
Him: YES! It’s not there.
Me: Are you sure?? I have to get up to find it!!
Him: IT’S NOT THERE!!!
Me: *Opens fridge door. Pulls out ketchup.*
Him: *Shouts* WHERE WAS IT?!?
Me: Second shelf. To the right. Yeah. Refrigerator disease. Ugh.
Me: Did you look on the second shelf to the right?
Him: YES! It’s not there.
Me: Are you sure?? I have to get up to find it!!
Him: IT’S NOT THERE!!!
Me: *Opens fridge door. Pulls out ketchup.*
Him: *Shouts* WHERE WAS IT?!?
Me: Second shelf. To the right. Yeah. Refrigerator disease. Ugh.
by SweetDee123 January 12, 2019
A terrible stupid virus that people spread because they were
touching each other bodies like vampires in the night, especially dumb ones.
touching each other bodies like vampires in the night, especially dumb ones.
by Meh reh March 16, 2020
When you have a cold and you blow your nose so much that it starts shredding the skin under your nose to the point of needing a healing cream
by Nuk3_ April 21, 2021
The disease where people think they are smarter than they really are, especially regarding Dodgers backup catcher Austin Barnes. No matter how hard you to try to disprove the points of someone with Klein's Disease, they will never give up.
by vivalosdoyers July 11, 2021
Where the anus becomes enlarged and inflamed, so enlarged and inflamed that it eventually encompasses the whole personality and being, in other words the individual turns into a complete asshole.
when you think about it, every person knows someone that has bagnasarian disease in their bloody life, unfortunately it can be contagious.
by asvpHoy3 July 04, 2014
My corn disease is flaring up.
by Nunuarmenta May 13, 2021
by Miss hawker December 01, 2016