Oatmeal Cream Pie

The instance where you take a shit, wipe, and take more shit.
Little debbie made an Oatmeal Cream Pie in the shitter.
by NomNixx December 04, 2020
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Japanese cream puff

The act of ejaculating on the face of a person who is about to have an orgasm.
Dude, he was hiding in the closet jerking off and then he ran out and gave me a Japanese cream puff!
by badmammojamma September 08, 2015
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Cadbury cream egg

A Cadbury cream egg is when you sh*t on someone's body, then ejaculate in the sh*t and make the one you sh*ted on eat it.

Is brown and creamy, just like a Cadbury cream egg
"Happy Easter babe, imma give you a Cadbury cream egg tonight 😉"

Idea by G.J.R
by G.J.R March 26, 2016
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Philly ice cream

The most common ice cream in Philadelphia, they have gone and made an ice cream featuring all the good things on a pizza – tomato, oregano, basil, salt and garlic. This pizza flavoured vanilla based ice cream is a highly sought after dessert among the locals
let's go horseback riding down by the schuylkill river and enjoy some philly ice cream
by GrittyEagles January 06, 2022
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ice cream flop

The fucking of an ice cream cone when it softens on a hot summer day.
It was so hot yesterday that my ice cream started to melt, so naturally I performed the ice cream flop! My balls never felt smoother!
by Kevin Wolfe March 01, 2017
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Clotted cream clart

A female who’s genitalia has a cocktail of different males love porridge

They themselves are big dirty nessys
Names to avoid cat, pubert, Sandra
by Yermasgash December 04, 2021
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orange cream pie

When a person who is orange (spray tan orange) creams another. To cream is to release cum (penis, vaginal, and other genitalia) in/on a surface or orifice.

To be creamed by an orange person.

On a rare occasion this term will be used, due to the lack of pride and overwhelming shame people feel when they receive an orange cream pie.

No one takes pride in getting with orange people.
"Last night I was given an orange cream pie."

I was creamed by the current president elect. I got an orange cream pie.

Rarely this term is used because no person wants to admit they got an orange cream pie.
by Cream017 December 21, 2016
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