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chocolate tears

while sittin on yer womans face take a dump in her mouth and then cum in her nose and help it on its way with a shit coated finger so it comes out her eyes
i made my woman cry chocolate tears lastnight.....oh yeah
by fintygamery January 4, 2009
mugGet the chocolate tearsmug.

chocolate drizzle

trevortian origin when somebody takes a diharreah dump on your face and you like it off and spit it into their but hole
dude yeah....patti and had a chocolate drizzle last night....it was pretty ace
by blumpkin January 5, 2005
mugGet the chocolate drizzlemug.

Chocolate Milk

When you are taking a shit after anal and all that comes out is a brown slime
by Jeff5362874 October 7, 2020
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Chocolate Hotdog

When a woman/man while laying facedown spreads their butt cheeks while another individual defecates a solid turd into the opening of the cheeks. This creates the appearance of a chocolate hotdog which is carefully placed in-between two buns.
Robbie was lying on his stomach so I told him to spread his cheeks, and I gave him a chocolate hotdog. He loved it.

Sarah loves it when I give her a good ole chocolate hotdog. It gets her off!
by OGK37S3Y August 18, 2021
mugGet the Chocolate Hotdogmug.

choking chocolate

The act of defecation.
*It is not reflective of the consistency or content of the feces, nor of the ease or difficulty of the passing.
*It is not a reference to confection abuse.
-Origins traced to yurt-dwelling Beverly Hills rednecks.
PRESENT TENSE:
"Where's Susie? Oh I think she's CHOKING CHOCOLATE..."

Placing "SOME" in between "CHOKE" and "CHOCOLATE" is acceptable for both present and past tense usage.

PAST TENSE:
"Susie WENT to choke SOME chocolate."

The past tense is always determined by altering another verb in the sentence rather than changing "CHOKE" to "CHOKED", as "CHOKED" is considered vulgar.
"CHOKING" is acceptable.
ie- "Susie WAS chokING chocolate."

FUTURE TENSE:
"I WILL choke..."
"I INTEND to choke..."
"I shall have been choking..."

Again, the phrase is modified in the sentence structure itself.
"Choking chocolate WILL be the best and last thing I do all day."
by thacaretaker October 4, 2010
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chocolate trey

Not to be confused with 'Caramel Trey'. They are both niggaz, but chocolate Trey just happens to be crusty, ashy, and sucks on his bottom lip occasionally.
Look at how niggardly Chocolate Trey and Caramel Trey are being right now.
by Trey $tacks October 14, 2013
mugGet the chocolate treymug.

bro chocolate

- Hey bro, are you up for some ass eatin'?
- Hell naw, I ain't gay but I'm up for some bro chocolate.
by BygonesByJones July 8, 2017
mugGet the bro chocolatemug.

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