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child

Guy 1: what you brought for lunch
Guy 2:a sandwhich what about you guy 3

guy 3:a child
by reddit is basically pornhub March 24, 2021
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Child

A grown adult that thinks they understand something, when In actuality they are clueless.

This can be expanded so widely it’s hard to put a finger on.

And example would be: Jesus turned water into wine. When the child hits 12 and has learned basic science, he know learns this is most likely false. He speaks aloud how loudly how intelligent he is as being the first person to have ever thought of this.

He is a child. Never looking at this from all angles of life. He just makes the simple observation while everyone who is 30 years older is a fool, while he holds all the answers in life.
I’ve come the the realization that religion is foolish!

Child, you have come to the realization that you are foolish is all.
by Dairo11 October 22, 2022
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love child

What some hippies of the 60s and 70s chose to call themselves. Few didn't actually identify as "hippie". There was also "love child" , "freak" , "nature's child" and "flower child" that I know of.
person 1: yo dude, are you one of them hippies? I thought y'all died out in 1970.
person 2: nah man, I'm a love child. And we're still alive n kickin'!
by blue.grass.hotel November 7, 2022
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child

Being that is the result of the procreation of two other beings.
by Willez May 22, 2023
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Child

I love kicking footballs 😐 oh I meant child
by Child kicker February 10, 2021
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hello bitch child

by Croissantmanimbored September 4, 2021
mugGet the hello bitch childmug.

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