The offspring and by product of a clone hybriding of Chuck Norris and Charlie Sheen. Where by only the X chromosomes were extracted from each one and combined to create the utlimate most Godlike femme in the history of the universe. Charlie Norrises posses eye popping powers of seduction that surpass anything the world has ever known.
Charlie Norris has the body of a thoroughbred mare.
Charlie Norris is the substance of boy's wet dreams and old men's fantasies.
When Charlie Norris came out of her artificial placenta a thousand grown men simultaneously wept, sprouted wings, and began fornicating (like that hot scene in the movie beowulf).
Charlie Norris's first words were to Jesus and those words were: "I taste fire."
Charlie Norris can go down a waterslide at a water park and not get wet.
Charlie Norris's cleavage can talk her out of a nudity ticket.
Charlie Norris gets free stuff with her smile.
Charlie Norris gets presents for your birthdays.
Charlie Norris doesn't drive she has a chauffeur for that.
When you look up vixen in the dictionary you see a picture of Charlie Norris.
Charlie Norris has the body of a thoroughbred mare.
Charlie Norris is the substance of boy's wet dreams and old men's fantasies.
When Charlie Norris came out of her artificial placenta a thousand grown men simultaneously wept, sprouted wings, and began fornicating (like that hot scene in the movie beowulf).
Charlie Norris's first words were to Jesus and those words were: "I taste fire."
Charlie Norris can go down a waterslide at a water park and not get wet.
Charlie Norris's cleavage can talk her out of a nudity ticket.
Charlie Norris gets free stuff with her smile.
Charlie Norris gets presents for your birthdays.
Charlie Norris doesn't drive she has a chauffeur for that.
When you look up vixen in the dictionary you see a picture of Charlie Norris.
by Anasthma June 27, 2011
Get the Charlie Norrismug. by Rebel Scum May 20, 2011
Get the Charming Charliemug. 
a sweet and inspiring amazing dancer on tiktok who inspires girls and boys all over the world with 100 million followers who gets hate every single day because of jealousy. she is also so stunning, pretty, awesome, kind, gorgeous, friendly, nice, talented, and confident. she is tiktok's star and a queen ❤️
"hey! have you heard of charli d'amelio on tiktok?"
"who is that?"
"GASP!! how do you not know her?! she's an amazing dancer and such a queen!!"
"who is that?"
"GASP!! how do you not know her?! she's an amazing dancer and such a queen!!"
by Charli D'Amelio Fan January 7, 2022
Get the charli d'ameliomug. A gay guy who decides to have sex with a woman but gets confused and tries to fuck her in the nostril. Afterwards, he punches her in the face.
Did you see Andrea with that bandage on her face? Do you think she got a nose job?
Nah. She tried to teach her gay friend Ricky how to eat tuna. But he turned out to be a total Charlie Tard!
Nah. She tried to teach her gay friend Ricky how to eat tuna. But he turned out to be a total Charlie Tard!
by bosabunny April 1, 2010
Get the Charlie Tardmug. When I was super rich and had whores hanging on every protrustion from my body, Charlie was my best friend.
When aliens ruined my career and anally raped me, Charlie decided he was friends with ol' Thomas, who had just one the lottery, instead.
When aliens ruined my career and anally raped me, Charlie decided he was friends with ol' Thomas, who had just one the lottery, instead.
by Vee Are Are Schee May 6, 2004
Get the Good Time Charliemug. Verb
1. The sexual act of having your anus licked by your partner while eating a chocolate candy bar.
1. The sexual act of having your anus licked by your partner while eating a chocolate candy bar.
by everyhandleistakenalready March 24, 2017
Get the Good Time Charliemug.