Red Chained

When the speed of your driving is exactly the amount it takes to reach every traffic light just as it turns red, you're getting red chained.

Boss: Damn it Johnson! Why are you late for the third time this week?
Johnson: Sorry boss I was getting red chained like crazy!

by BombTheTom December 7, 2015

Red Chained

When the speed of your driving is exactly the amount it takes to reach every traffic light just as it turns red, you're getting red chained.

Boss: Damn it Johnson! Why are you late for the third time this week?
Johnson: Sorry boss I was getting red chained like crazy!

by BombTheTom December 7, 2015

Red Chained

When the speed of your driving is exactly the amount it takes to reach every traffic light just as it turns red, you're getting red chained.

Boss: Damn it Johnson! Why are you late for the third time this week?
Johnson: Sorry boss I was getting red chained like crazy!

by BombTheTom December 7, 2015

thomas chafin

A person that is successful and talented. Also comes from a long line of ancestors.

Man I wish my name was Thomas Chafin.

by Thomas Chafin October 3, 2016

Cheating Chain

When a male or female cheat on multiple people.

That hoe started a cheating chain with that group of friends over there.

by Anonymous3027 July 9, 2016

porridge chain

Banging a girl of which you can track the chain of people who have been there.

I can't put my dick in that, I'll join the porridge chain with those losers...

by dildohandler May 29, 2016

video chaining

The act of watching one video after another from each newly created list of suggested videos.

I was video chaining for three hours on YouTube last night.

by borkul May 28, 2016