chris church

Someone that doesn't do much of anything and rather sit at a bar and drink coors.

Lazy
Old
Alcoholic

Every Friday Brad is a chris church at 2:30pm.

by Tman27 April 13, 2019

chris lease

fucking retarded

man chris lease is such a dumb fucking moron, retard, aspie, autistic kid

by goeber May 23, 2019

The Creepy Chris

Flopping around on top of your girl like a freshly caught trout. then having to shower straight after.

I did the Creepy Chris" the other day. Flopped on top for about 30 seconds and had to wash the germs off straight after

by Shinyknight June 8, 2019

Chris W.

A guy who is a certified Bruh Moment.

“That guy is oop.”

“Yeah, he’s a Chris W.”

by That bruh moment June 10, 2019

Chris Brown

a man who BEATS women!

Oh NO!!! Chris Brown hit his wife...

by StickyNastyCheese December 6, 2019

Chris Wagner

When client is told workers are approaching burn out, they do absolutely nothing and lose them anyway. Nature is to squeeze every last drop of resources to their advantage and cut cost as much as possible.

Cat's pulling a Chris Wagner .

by CLOLO December 10, 2019

Chris Zegzula

A person of great experience with girls, mostly sex. he most likely had sex with your mom, and if you're female and you never seen him, he is coming for your booty.

Chris Zegzula is the pussy destroyer

by Zegzula300 April 29, 2019