Bacon Brick

A house husband. Defined by a pretty, confused, slightly dumb, anxious, but loyal man. Normally defined by his status with in a relationship. Not exclusively romantic.

Example characters: Howl (Howls Moving Castle), Peeta Mellark (The Hunger Games series), William Graham (NBC's Hannibal)

"Oh my god, Howl is such a bacon brick."

"He is my bacon brick."

by mrcsgry March 29, 2023

Bacon flaps

Saggy pussy

When you pull her trousers down and the flap hang either side of the knickers this is bacon flaps

by Pegz1986 June 3, 2018

bacon count

the number of fat people you’ve fucked

what’s your bacon count?

well, sarah was 340lbs so I’m at 3 now.

by madsky kaylook August 27, 2023

Bacon

The yummiest food ever

I love BACON

by Bacon 4 life April 2, 2017

bacon gyro

A gyro sandwich with bacon inside it

I would like 1 bacon gyro please

by PJ Vernon May 7, 2020

Bacon colonel

To rub bacon bits in a women's vagina

That bacon colonel was great last night

by 18421442 August 20, 2016

hawaiian bacon

Spam meat, typically fried

What is in the Spam Musubi?

Oh nori, rice, and Hawaiian bacon

by Pringal Jugar March 10, 2021