mollie bacon is a slippery slidey tiny eifle tower! mollie is a bracelet goddess and has no friends except liv #rohit
by anonymous July 13, 2023
Get the mollie baconmug. by The baconater August 1, 2009
Get the Simulated Bacon Bitsmug. The act of getting into a chase, whether on foot or high-speed pursuit, by law enforcement officers, most notably police officers, commonly referred to as pigs.
"Oh shit b, this crazy muhfucka on the news pulling bacon at 120mph on the 105!"
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"Hey man, we got a job, and the payoff is gonna be huge, but we need someone to pull bacon for us so we can get out smooth."
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"Hey man, we should fire this new paintball gun at the police station. They can't catch us if they can't see!"
"You're a fuckin idiot man. If you think you're gonna be able to pull bacon in that old piece of shit, you're dreamin'.
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"Hey man, we got a job, and the payoff is gonna be huge, but we need someone to pull bacon for us so we can get out smooth."
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"Hey man, we should fire this new paintball gun at the police station. They can't catch us if they can't see!"
"You're a fuckin idiot man. If you think you're gonna be able to pull bacon in that old piece of shit, you're dreamin'.
by Ftopayrespects July 14, 2019
Get the Pulling baconmug. guy 1 : Hey you know how i havent had any diarrhea lately ?
dude 2: you should try the big tasty bacon burger
dude 2: you should try the big tasty bacon burger
by your wifes gardener November 15, 2021
Get the the big tasty bacon burgermug. Guy 1: "Hey remember Jezebel?"
Guy 2: "Yeah?"
Guy 1: "She had the most diabolical bacon squirt ever!"
Guy 2: "Yeah?"
Guy 1: "She had the most diabolical bacon squirt ever!"
by TugThatBaconGurl69 June 7, 2024
Get the bacon squirtmug. by UrLocalSeagull November 1, 2023
Get the Baconmug. It slipped off that Bacon Wrapped Shrimp without me even noticing....took 20 minutes to fish it out of my pussy.
by MsNefertiti December 9, 2023
Get the Bacon Wrapped Shrimpmug.