lentils and bacon

a dish your grandmother or mother makes for you when she wants to balance healthiness and taste.

Friend 1:''What'd you eat at your grandma's house?''
Friend 2:'' Oh i just ate some lentils and bacon.''

by Tr4shR4t March 24, 2021

invisible bacon

An undcover cop that's out to get white people that are out buying $30 a G.

Hey man some invisible bacon confiscated my weed. It's okay though, it was my dad's money.

by Hfjdnjx September 18, 2016

Bacon wrap

1. A bacon flavored condom. With extra sour cream.

2. Moonshine loves being wrapped in bacon!

3. When the police place you in handcuffs.

1. Hey honey can you grab some bacon wraps from the store for tonight?

2. I'm moonshine duhh! Farm chickens!!!

3. Man I hate you pigs don't slap those bacon wraps on me!

by GuardianAngelMoonshine January 23, 2019

bacon socks

bacon that tastes like socks or socks that tastes like bacon

Guy 1: "Dude did you try that bacon?"
Guy 2: "Bro, it tastes like bacon socks"

by pencil37289147891234 September 17, 2014

Bacon Cheese

Tyler Douglas

His name is Tyler Douglas, therefore he is Bacon Cheese

by Ffuckddick April 19, 2023

Hammered Bacon

The act of closing your eyes whilst opening your mouth as wide as possible. Commonly used in a game format where one person will go hammered bacon while waiting for the other player to say “I see you”
The current hammered bacon record is held by Kyle from NJ. The victim of Kyle’s bacon hammering was Brendan from NJ.

Bro Casey went hammered bacon for 3 minutes before anyone realized.

by The Hammered Bacon Commission January 20, 2020

Bacon legging

Referring to the way kevin bacon shakes his legs in the movie footloose. Usually when one drinks caffeine or gets anxious this can occur.

After drinking 3 espressos I started bacon legging

by Edub72 May 11, 2021