August 31

It’s the perfect day to fuck with your best girl mates head! DON’t GO TO FAR!!

Boy: Hey girl, you know that your boyfriend is cheating on you?
Girl: what are you kidding?!
Boy: yeah it’s August 31

by Ofinmydixk August 31, 2022

August 19th

THE DAY THE SEXIEST MOST FIT, AMAZING, HOT AND FUNNY MAN WAS BORN. Like dear god he's really hot but also cute, he's the full package, even likes anime.

August 19th
Him: "It's my birthday"
Her: "Yeah I know, that why your so sexy"

by Candi Kane May 9, 2022

august girl

A girl who you can fall deeply in love with, beautiful, nice, sweet, not alethic, has a amazing and perfect smile, greatest music taste ever. good style. is adopted most likely

august girl no

by poopfart334 May 31, 2022

August 2nd

On August 2 the bitchiest fattest boys are born. Normally there name begins with an L and ends in a S. altho these boys play nice and sweet once you fall in love they show the true colours. DONT FALL FOR THEM

Girl one: omg I got a new boyfriend his birthday is august 2nd

Girl two: just wait for the true colours

by …dumbo… March 9, 2022

August 12th

national vodka day

Person 1: “Hey it’s august 12th”
Person 2: “Let’s go get drunk on vodka and make out with a hot French guy”

by feetlover28447483927 July 28, 2022

August 20

The day where everyone is caught lacking.

"Bro Finn got caught lacking today like 200 times! He even cummed on Lara's bed!" "That's probably because it's August 20th: national caught lacking day."

by sussycumbag August 22, 2022

August 8 + 9

Suck your brothers milk day

Me: it’s the days august 8 + 9
Him: Noo!

by tegasdigbick August 8, 2022