Lucky ending

It is a happy ending after a service such as a massage, but instead of being charged, it is free.

I got a massage the other night, and the masseuse was so impressed with my endowment, that she gave me a lucky ending.

by anonymous February 5, 2024

season-end affective disorder (sad)

That feeling of inexplicable sadness you get when a TV series or book series ends.

'You haven't been out all week, what's wrong with you??' 'Sorry, Game of Thrones ended last week and I feel like part of me has died' 'oh, you have season-end affective disorder (SAD), I've been there'

by Josee August 1, 2015

Cap-end

"Cap-end" is a term used to describe a penis.

The term is a slightly less formal variation of "bell-end" or "knob-end".

It has many uses in general conversation and is quite a light hearted insult that can be used amongst friends or colleagues without any lasting offence being taken.

"Gaz stop being a cap-end"

"Elliot has been acting like a cap-end all day"

by werdnA1981 May 16, 2022

Taco Bell End

Taco Bell End.

A Taco Bell End is a gimpy teenager (normally named TJ) who loiters with his gimpy friends in a Taco Bell for warmth whilst causing trouble and speaking in double negatives.

by Kadders February 25, 2023

the end onion

onion story over the end onion

hope you enjoyed the onion story but the end onion

by who gave my son an onion November 2, 2019

END

When in all caps (with or without context), it is an acronym for "Evil Never Dies". The phrase can date back to around 1800, but is used more commonly in the 21st century.

"Doomsday is approaching. This time the Christians will remember the Devil's Acronym: END."

by apͦcalypƨɘ March 2, 2019

End of Days person

A person who thinks everyone and everything is out to get them and destroy their way of life. The type of person you immediately unfriend on all social media. Similar to a conspiracy theorist, but an End of Days person will unprovokenly dump their psychotic thoughts on you without hesitation. Best to stay away.

Pat: "Did you see the article on what they put into the vaccines??? I can't believe that the government would force us to get those. I will never get anything made by the government."

Sean: "Stay away from the End of Days person over here."

by anonymous March 9, 2022