carrickfergus academy

carrickfergus academy is home of the chavs and land of the roadmen. the rules are stupid, the ceilings are falling apart and the windows all have mold on them. everybody fails there gcses and the prefects are all snobish

james- “what school do you go to?”
bobby- “carrickfergus academy, mate”
james- “ahh that schools well shite”

by haroldsangel February 8, 2025

Christian-Central-Academy

worst school in all of new York.

"I hate Christian-Central-Academy they are so judgey and they have the worst dress code

by HELPMECCAISSOBAD February 25, 2025

The Archbishop Lanfranc Academy

A school situated in Mitcham Road, Croydon. It consits of 231 Asians, 401 Blacks, and 193 Whites. It aims to teach the youth about the key fundamentals of KS3 and KS4 topics, ranging from English to PE. The coolest asian has to be Zi-Han Wang. Coolest black has gotta be Madushie Logitech . Coolest white is of course is Cucper WierzoCock, what a good fellow! Anyways school is 2/10 and mr trehearn is the G.OA.T.

Hi, lets go to "The Archbishop Lanfranc Academy" at 8:15am!

by UnemployedBrother June 4, 2024

Longfield Academy

A school full of cunts masquerading as students.

Fun Fact: The students at Longfield Academy are so out of control that they broke into a factory and went joyriding on a forklift.

by BeanzMeenzHeinz June 21, 2024

Commonwealth Academy

A shitty racist school made from two small renovated buildings. It hosts a variety of racist people including an english teacher that says the word Chink in reference to the slur for asians, and another teacher who said the N-word twice without repercussions

Guy: "Have you heard about that school Commonwealth Academy?"
Guy 2: "Oh dude, I fucking hate that school, they have racist teachers there."

by lmao1234567891011121314151617 June 23, 2024

Riverside STEM Academy

California’s best public middle/high school in US News and World Report’s 2024 Best K-12 Schools ranking. Our mascot is the Androids. Though we are relatively weak in sports when compared to other Riverside Unified schools, our excellent academic structure more than make up for it. Another downside to it is that the lottery to get in is hard for the wrong reasons because their criteria to apply is lax. It is worth giving your kid a shot, though. Our MathCounts, Science Olympiad, and FIRST Robotics teams are the best in the Inland Empire! RSA über alles!

Marko: (clap, clap, clap clap clap, clap clap clap clap) Androids!
Karl: You surely show the amazing spirit of Riverside STEM Academy!

by 69Starship420 June 25, 2024

First Baptist Academy Naples

A school where trust fund babies go. Most people who go there hate it. All the kids here get dropped off in their daddy’s Range Rover. Girls there are mean asf. I mean what do you expect in Naples.

Oh shit she probably going to First Baptist Academy Naples.

by Naplesgirly11 July 17, 2024