august

the month taylor swift created

“wow i cannot believe taylor named a month”
“she’s taylor what do u expect august is her creation”

by emmas.version September 3, 2021

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August 12th 2003

Gayest person alive with the biggest blackest willy ever!
Also a sexy beast ;)

person1: Yo bro were you born on August 12th 2003 because you black and gay as hell!

person2: bro how you know?!

by dante;) April 5, 2024

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August 7th

The Day Where Gay Furries Are Born.

If Your Birthday Is August 7th, You're Probably A Gay Furry

by Funny mugs November 29, 2023

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August 11

June 11 is national submission day. You have to be a little submissive and breedable gay femboy, and you have to listen to all of your friends sexual needs and requests.

Example of August 11:

John: yo bro, today’s National submission day.
Alex: damn bro, you know what I’m doing to you, now get o. You’re knees and suck this dick.

by Poopmcbuttface69420 November 26, 2023

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One of the most amazing human beings in the entire world. Words cannot describe how amazing August’s are. They are loving, funny, sweet, caring and more! The list is endless. He’s sensitive and considerate. He’s always there when you need him and I mean ALWAYS. He’s one to stay up until 3am on FaceTime and just keep you company while you cry. He’ll make you smile even when you feel like there’s no reason to. He’s so amazing, but somehow just won’t accept that. His love is endless and unconditional. Don’t lose him, you’ll never forgive yourself for it.

“Who’s my best friend? It’s August! He’s my favorite person in the whole world!”

by Iris 💗💗 June 13, 2022

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