Jew goal

When Abdirahman thinks every goal is a Jew goal

"Mahad which synagogue do you attend? Rabbi Wenger would be proud of that Jew goal"

by Blackty December 04, 2020

Jew Canoe

A plane full of Jews usually flying from South Florida to Long Island, NY. Passengers tend to be extremely confrontational until the flight crew sets their shit straight.

If your a flight attendant, its a long-ass flight!

So I worked the Jew Canoe today and almost had shove my size 12's up some jerks cornhole because they wanted 14 cans of soda, they whole box of cheese crackers, and anything else on the plane that is free.

by Your friendly flight crew January 20, 2010

Jew-boy

a nice rich person

yo jew-boy

by Inevitables March 19, 2018

Jew LARPing

A person who thinks that Jewish people are responsible for everything bad and controls every aspect of their life.

Person 1: I stubbed my toe. Goddamn Jews

Person 2: Stop Jew LARPing.

by thisisadefinitionofathing July 07, 2019

Jew-Fro

To feel small, insignificant or demeaned by a friend or acquaintance.

Friend 1: You have very narrow shoulders and a small head!

Friend 2: Don't make me jew-fro you slag!

by Anthrax11 March 11, 2010

land of the jews

where jon stewart hangs out

''im horny''

by ty December 14, 2003

Earth Jew

A racist type of phraseology used to describe a type of Jew, a very offensive word.

Derived from the basis there are four types of Jew; Fire Jews, Air Jews, Water Jews and Earth Jews.

by earthjew November 21, 2011