Fake Friends are people who in a crowd tend to ignore you. They also don't talk to you unless they need something of you. Another thing is that they wouldn't five two shits about your feeling while all you do is care for them and there feelings even when they know you feel like shit they still do nothing. They only invite you to things if they can't find anyone else and ignore you when you invite them to things. Also if they happen to hook up with someone and they let him/her get in the way of your relationship with you they sick bastards that don't give a fuck about how you feel about it and don't care about you at all in general. They also try to avoid you basically at all coast. Also if you help them through things like a break-up or even a just a hard time for them and they still only care about themselves they are a fake friend. A fake freinds will always talk shit about you behind your back or make fun of you and say it's a joke but when your face to face they don't say anything they are fake ( or they are just a little bitch and won't talk shit to your face). Other than that a fake friend is a pussy ass bitch that thinks there too good for you.
Person that has fake freinds: I wonder why this person hasn't talked to me in so long.
REAL FREIND: I was talking to him last night and he was talking shit about you. But your other friendnd was deffending you.
PERSON THAT HAS FAKE FRIENDS: Wow what a pussy can't even say it to my face. At least I know I have a couple of real freinds.
REAL FREIND: I was talking to him last night and he was talking shit about you. But your other friendnd was deffending you.
PERSON THAT HAS FAKE FRIENDS: Wow what a pussy can't even say it to my face. At least I know I have a couple of real freinds.
by Syzergy Fury July 18, 2018
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Mom: okay be safe. Who you taking your lil friend?
Boy: I’m trynna talk with you, wassup
Girl: why you trying to talk to me now. You and your lil friend broke up?
Mom: okay be safe. Who you taking your lil friend?
Boy: I’m trynna talk with you, wassup
Girl: why you trying to talk to me now. You and your lil friend broke up?
by Capcutie June 30, 2019
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Wick: I think he has Friends Syndrome
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by TheRokt June 2, 2017
Get the Friends Syndrome mug.When you aren't friends with anyone in a new place (class, gym, work, church, etc.) but you know you're going to need friends for that place, you become emergency friends.
I was in gym class with all of the dumb kids so I had to become emergency friends with some girl only because she was the least annoying person there.
I wasn't friends with anyone in physics class and I made emergency friends with the guy next to me so I'd have someone to sit with at lunch.
I wasn't friends with anyone in physics class and I made emergency friends with the guy next to me so I'd have someone to sit with at lunch.
by Loaves May 31, 2016
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Ryan: no she’s my lady friend
Girl: I’m not his girlfriend....yet
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by ghyslain is a faggot September 4, 2003
Get the rubber friend mug.Similar to the more common "friends with benefits" expression, but the participants engage only in "clothes-on" acts, e.g. light making out, cuddling, and extreme cuddling.
"Damn, man! You got Janine to agree to be friends with benefits?"
"Nah, dude. We're just friends with fits."
"Nah, dude. We're just friends with fits."
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