Brandon

Likes Stephanie

Brandon likes Stephanie.

by jefwh9EIYPRI43U5-UN;J November 28, 2021

Brandon

Brandon is a water deprived child from Africa. An Arabian Monkey Nigger. Brandon is so girthy. Able to impress any man with the size of his meaty cock.

Guy: I just had sex with Brandon’s huge and girthy dick.

Other guy: Brandon is just so gay and nice.

by Thicker than Brandon December 1, 2021

brandon fox

Latin- derived from brandus fuxus, meaning “he with no penis”

that man is a brandon fox, he has no cock!

by badassmuthafocker December 1, 2021

Brandon

Brandon is fucking stupid and an idiot

“brandon is fucking stupid and an idiot”

by fart poop fart poo February 2, 2020

Brandon

A huge “people of walmart”person , a female or male who is uncomfortably BIG

“damn boy look at that brandon”
“lizzo is a brandon”

by Anti-Brandon February 4, 2020

Brandon

The ugliest nigga ever. THey weird asf and they always acting like they hard. Can't fight or hoop. All brandons are week especially from Ohio, Cali, iowa, Indiana, Florida

Brandon a hoe! and A BItch!

by Real Nigga face February 5, 2020

Brandon

A person who often AFK's for long periods of time. To shower, to eat. He ain't comin' back.

Man, you're acting like a real BRANDON right now.

by ARealChadFoSho March 30, 2020