Tard

A dumbass person who acts/ actually is retarded; Owner of the words belongs to Chava and Toez

Chava stop being a tard.

by TardNationn November 28, 2019

F- tard

The cum shot your mom shouldve swallowed.

YOU F- TARD!!!

by F- tard January 8, 2018

Tard

Tard (To airy rectified Drumstick) Means when someone isn't listening to you side of the argument (Noun)

You're being a tard!

by bailey bridge August 9, 2023

no tard

A no tard is a person who doesn't know how to take no as an answer and is very obnoxious about it

" He is such a no tard, he won't take no as an answer and is being so annoying about it"

by icthatD May 14, 2019

bag of tards

The ballsack of a stupid man or a retarded man.

That idiot over there is carrying around a bag of tards.

by poxifide January 18, 2011

Tard

Someone who is mentally slow or named Alan Alex or loic jk not loic tard means to constantly hit hand against chest

You:meBruh ur so retarded

Me:No ur a tard

by Defecationnerd April 2, 2019

Pulling the Tard Card

When everyone around knows that the "special" one is responsible for the event that recently occurred, yet someone still manages to defend said "special" person by stating how he/she is too innocent to do such a thing and/or how they have the mind of a child so how could they possibly think of such a thing to do. Also, doing this usually fails, or humiliates the defender.

Jury: *Unanimously* We all agree that (insert name here) is guilty for killing and mangling the woman and her two children.

Bystander: Wait a moment, am I not the only one who thinks he/she is innocent? How could such a sweet young man/woman do such a thing? Look, he/she has the mind of a 3-year-old. No 3-year-old has ever done this sort of thing!

Judge: Sir/Madam, sit down, or I will hold you in contempt! No 3-year-old has the body strength of a 450lb gorilla, either!

Man in Jury: He's/She's Pulling the Tard Card!

by H. Peralta November 11, 2012