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Observant was not me…
At least today…
I looked …
And looked…
For you…
You were right next to me❤️❤️❤️❤️

Spin I still did…
Even not knowing where you went…
Just a little love…
To you I sent…

Understand…
You may not do…
But I will always twirl…
4u…
Sense something’s don’t make…
Instead I think about cake!!!
Maybe I will even get you a plate….
When comes this date…

No matter the when or the why….
I love you to the moon…
And through the sky…
Always praying for that soon❤️

by Just a girl with ❤️ for 1 December 12, 2024

Jacob i vår klass

Jacob i vår klass is bad at math and loves having sex whit dogs and cats

Jacob i vår klass is bad at math and loves having sex whit dogs and cats

by GucciCat1337 October 12, 2023

Boston Police Gets To Send And Receive Oral Sexual Intercourse And The New York Police Department Gets One Question: "If Soho By Sparta Grants Immortality, Why Could I Grant It?"

Boston Police Gets To Send And Receive Oral Sexual Intercourse And The New York Police Department Gets One Question: "If Soho By Sparta Grants Immortality, Why Could I Grant It?"

Boston Police Gets To Send And Receive Oral Sexual Intercourse And The New York Police Department Gets One Question: "If Soho By Sparta Grants Immortality, Why Could I Grant It?"

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 4, 2025

(G)I-DLE

(g)i-dle is a 5 member korean girl group under cube ent. who debuted on may 2nd 2018 with members soyeon, soojin, minnie, yuqi, miyeon, and shuhua. soojin sadly departed from the group as of 2021.

soojin has recently made her solo debut under BRD entertainment as of 2023 after being kicked out of her company

even since soojin left gidle the girls have seen there massive breakthrough on Korean and worldwide charts, with TOMBOY, Nxde, and Queencard being they're 3 biggest hits thus far.

the girls are a group of BEAUTIFUL, TALENTED, AWESOME, QUEENS who deserve more recognition. (queencard Soty!!) you may question your sexuality for soyeon, minnie, yuqi, miyeon, and shuhua.

someone: omg have u seen (G)I-DLE??
me: YES ULT BIAS YUQI!!!!
someone: OMG ATE STAN GIDLE FOR CLEAR SKIN

by Smart person with a big brain November 28, 2023

All I want for Christmas is you

A Christmas song by Mariah Carey that does not stop playing from the 1st of November to the 1st of January. A retail worker's nightmare. Still an amazing song though. Definitely enjoyable. 10/10

"Hey Jeffery! Hows work been lately?"
"I work in retail.. The sheer number of times I've given ear to 'All I Want For Christmas Is You' is without a singular doubt unbearably painful, it assuredly gradually decays my shriveled up shell of a brain bit by bit until it draw breath no more. Each moment it plays I suffer immensely, when will my soul be set free alas? When will it end. When will it end. When will it end. This seldom a foolery. I beg for mercy, dear lord, extricate my being from this suffering. No longer can I undertake this unfeasible task."
"Oh.. uhm.. I got to go!"

by Unknown Cinnamon November 18, 2023

One day, I am gonna grow wings

Originating from the song “Let Down” by Radiohead, this phrase can be interpreted in different ways. In mid-May of 2025, the phrase went viral due to its various interpretations. Some say it can represent death, while others say it represents freedom. It could also mean finally being happy, or finally growing. It all depends on what you think/interpret it.

Radiohead: “One day, I am gonna grow wings, a chemical reaction: hysterical and useless…”

by httpslies June 29, 2025

Butter on my corn till I pop

"Butter on my corn till I pop" is a way of saying someone is indulging in something until they reach their limit, much like slathering butter on corn on the cob until it's swimming in it. Imagine a piece of corn so enthusiastic about getting dressed up in butter that it doesn't know when to say "enough!" and keeps going until—pop!—it metaphorically transforms into a popcorn kernel bursting with too much excitement.

Alternate:
Edge until climax

“Jeeze I’m about to lose myself playing Plants Versus Zombies Garden Warfare 2 tonight, just butter on my corn till I pop!

Alternate:
Person 1: “Richie’s mom is such a milf.”
Person 2: “Yeah, she can butter on my corn till I pop!”

by Bean Cream! April 10, 2024