Skip to main content

hard man squad

A hard man squad is a group of teenagers or young men, typically wearing tracksuits, who act like badmen. Hard man squads are usually unemployed and their common activities include: smoking weed, drinking, smoking, shoplifting, vandalism, and trying to start fights. Typical language used by hard man squads include "blud", "spliff", "wanker", "bruv", "wogwan", "innit" and "sick". Hard man squads can be found in locations such as alleyways, under bridges, council estates and tesco car parks
Oi, did you see that hard man squad down lodge farm estate?
by Ha, he's ginger. March 30, 2016
mugGet the hard man squadmug.

Soft Fuzzy Man

Another word for a mans weiner, and sometimes a woman's jungle bush.
"I'm gonna stroke my soft fuzzy man." "I'm gonna use this hairbrush to pleasure my soft fuzzy man"
by sigmatoilet33 October 7, 2024
mugGet the Soft Fuzzy Manmug.

A man

Someone of the male gender identity, or, if being used by transphobes or fundamentalists, anyone who was assigned male at birth. Not to be confused with Aman.
You: "People really need to stop giving female-on-male rape the double standard."
Hyperfeminist: "But you're a man. Men are perverts. You can't talk about rape like that!"
by PLMMJ December 7, 2023
mugGet the A manmug.

Squatting man

A sexual position where the female it’s laying on her upper back to nearly head kind of upside down, and the male is doing squats...but IN her.
K.P Accidentally fell off the bed and landed nearly upside down on her upper back/head Godan decided he was going to do some squats in her aka squatting man
by YonKnowMe223 September 10, 2020
mugGet the Squatting manmug.

Pac-Man

Scissoring, but for nerds and gamer girls.
Gamer girl: Me and my girlfriend totally pac-maned last night!
Nerd girl: No way! Really?
by Isurmomgay? May 15, 2020
mugGet the Pac-Manmug.

Blue Man Group

When you cum on someone’s lower back, then slap your dick in the puddle causing it to splatter like a Blue Man’s paint filled drum.
Last night I performed blue man group on my girl.
by Tim of Maine March 22, 2024
mugGet the Blue Man Groupmug.

Walmart Man

The Coolest Mother Fucka in existence like the coolest i mean the coOOooOooOoOoOoOlest motha fucka
by Not Walmart Man November 12, 2021
mugGet the Walmart Manmug.

Share this definition