The Tennis Man

The tennis man is a guy that has no duck but is replaced with a tennis racket, he roams the Oneida high school tennis courts at 12:00 pm, we will most likely try to take your anal virginity(he mostly fails)

“Bro I had a run in with The Tennis Man, he almost got me”
“Hey that happened to me last Tuesday”

by The_Imaginner May 21, 2022

Man Juice

A fluid that comes from a mans fuckin penis.

For littles they call it Daddy's milk

Taehyung: jimin can Ah! Ah! Can I have some of your milk daddy. (Man Juice(

Jimin: Sure baby boy get ready its gonna come from my dick any second...

by YOONMINSTANNNNN~~ December 21, 2018

Moonlit Man

A little bit more then a fuck buddy but not a boyfriend.

My moonlit man is coming over to fix my car.

by Happybeair February 3, 2018

The pp man

A mythical creature with a head of a penis and the body of the balls. Its only ability is when mutual eye contact begins, the person the pp man is looking at gets a painful sensation in his dick.

bob said "I saw The pp man yesterday!"
Bob2 answered "how are u alive"

by Nrgasd August 16, 2023

Dead Man’s Hand Dutch Rudder

When someone (friend, stranger, homeless person, whoever) is either unconscious or deceased and you grab their hand, wrap their fingers around your erect penis and manipulate their elbow into moving their arm to jerk you off.

“Yo, my buddy was passed out in basically a diabetic coma, so before I called 911 I used him to give me a dead man’s hand Dutch rudder. I even finished right before the paramedics got there. I told them the jizz on his face was just frosting from all the Cinnabon and sodies he ate. They bought it!”

by The Gaudy Ginger February 10, 2021

international hit a man month

do you hate men? me too! well lucky you because august is international hit a man month! during international hit a man month you can legally hit any male ever. so beat that bitch up and call it female empowerment cuz thats what i do <3

you: *hits a man*
man: "hey that kinda hurt"
you: "cry about it, its august"
man: "what do you mean?"
you: "fucking worthless idiot, august is international hit a man month"
man: "oh! i didnt know that! well in that case go ahead, after all it is international hit a man month"

by i.hate.men March 22, 2021

man

Person of masculine gender with age of majority.

Man.

by ÇÑÇÑÇÑÇÑÇÑ March 20, 2025