for shizzle my whizzle

what you say when you wanna shizzle someones whizzle

for shizzle my whizzle I wanna touch your kohizzle

by theshizzlewhizzler December 10, 2016

Bust my box

What a gay man says when he wants to get fucked.

I need to go out tonight and find a man to bust my box.

by ChitownGriff December 13, 2016

Shoot my toot

Damn it

Shoot my toot I tripped and broke my nose

by Jesustakethewheel1990123 December 16, 2016

almost peed my pants

APMP Much better than lol, which everyone denigrates as "I'm not laughing, they are not laughing." At least use this until something better comes along. I got the idea watching a gif of the guy who gets the peanuts from the girl in the bar after she has sucked all the chocolate off of them. Made my day.

When that giraffe jumped over the SUV, I almost peed my pants. (I am sure you can do much better.)

by lawaimike December 16, 2016

Im laughing my life away

Laughing so f***ing hard that you feel lifeless after this episode.

"Oh god. Jessica told me what her boyfriend did last night and Im laughing my life away.

by Minediie December 18, 2016

hold my horses

hold on, wait

take time guys, i can hold my horses

by Jenny Đinh December 19, 2016

suck my wanker

Meaning "Suck my penis" in slang.

Issac: Suck my wanker. Me: Shutup

by Issacthebootyhole December 22, 2016