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Big Nigga Crock Pot Dick

A nigga with his dick inside a Crock pot
by Dat One Nibba February 5, 2019
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i wanna put my dick in it

a person, place, thing, or idea, you want to insert your dick into.
joe: yo that bitch is fine!

jon: i wanna put my dick in it
by myniggachucknorris August 14, 2008
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im out here stroking my dick i got lotion on my dick

audio message sent to some random user on instagram around 2018 - 2019 by rapper Stunna Boy Get Em. this was and still is used in meme edits

this isn't the first time he's said something like this either.
stunna boy get em: im out here stroking my dick i got lotion on my dick

people: is he the next big thing out of chicago!?!?
by genericnpc09751 November 2, 2022
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Flying Chuck Roundhouse Dick Attack

Invented By Chuck Norris Himself!
Usually used when a ho starts bothering you in bed, talking shit or something. You just have to get your dick as hard as you can, do a roundhouse kick, but instead of using your leg to kick the opponent you use your dick. After you dates passes out from that glorious impact place your scrotum and dick near her face and perform a flying squirrel to wake her up. Injuries may occur... The only person that's been able to perform this maneuver properly has been chuck norris himself.
Dude, so I was having the best Fuckathlon ever... and this bitch starts complaining 'bout shit, so I tried tha Flying Chuck Roundhouse Dick Attack maneuver to shut her up!!! It worked wonderfully
by Mañiomalaz November 7, 2008
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get off your own dick

it usally arrises in a situation, when a person belives they are so good at something e.g. football, games etc and they are basiclly up theirselves but only during the event.
(living room of a friends house after a night out)
steve: oh thats great play from that lad
troy: get off your own dick
nat/luke/chris/neil: hahahahaha
steve: now thats a good one
by Luke Harris August 18, 2006
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National Grab Dick Day 2018

on april 10th every year, girls celebrate national grab dick day!! grab a guys dick on that day. CHALLENGE YOUR FRIENDS, who can grab the most dicks in one day!

National Grab Dick Day 2018 Is the best!
"girl, i grabbed 17 dicks today wbu?"

"i only grabbed 12 :("

National Grab Dick Day 2018
by National Day Teller May 25, 2018
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Chinese nigga urban dick chorizo

When your ass is so big that the burger you just ate can come out as the same size that it went right fruu jår tuuf
Oh holy chinese nigga urban dick chorizo ! That was rad........................!?!
by Mr. BigBC May 22, 2020
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