You are an iPad

Bald man taps on you so much that you get erect.

Hey! My uncle thought you are an iPad!

by SickoMob November 20, 2020

You are an iPad

Bald man taps on you so you become erect.

Hey! Sorry my uncle thought you are an iPad.

by SickoMob November 20, 2020

you

The mysterious person who writes all definitions on this website, no one knows who they are.

Urban Dictionary is written by you!

by BIGMUSCLEMAN123 November 22, 2020

Pay you to make French onion soup

A figure of speech used to suggest that a task is too unbearable and taxing for someone to perform. Not to be taken literally or suggest that a deal has been made.

We will Pay you to make French onion soup

by achaemenid November 23, 2020

National slap the next person you see day

November 24

Hey Joe guess what day it is. What day? National slap the next person you see day *slaps*

by Dani sa November 23, 2020

you are a bill

Something a white kid with blue eyes and curly hair that look like zoolanders would call you

Me: Give me a tbh
Liam: You are a bill

by RaphieT123 November 23, 2020

If you think about it

Something that welon for some reason says because its funny :)

"i mean if you think about it its true that the earth is flat"
- welon

by Auyen November 23, 2020