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my water broke

ariana grandae is ugly like your fucked mom
by annda October 24, 2022
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Steak Sandwiches with my Dad

When someone gives a shitty excuse as for why he can't attend an event. The adult equivalent of "my dog ate my homework", transparent.
I can't raid tonight, I have to go eat steak sandwiches with my dad.
by Noiryx March 3, 2018
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A Friend In My Maretime

A person you don't know that well but still call your friend.
i talked to a person yesterday, and now he is A Friend In My Maretime
by EenBakPasta November 25, 2023
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person 1: Yo are you sigma skibidi? i heard you were!
person 2: Nahh but Mathias is a lskibidi sigma ohio level 5 gy'att with the literal goat sauce so lookxxmax ohio rizz so muscle daddy in ohio only in ohio uncle giggled my ass when i was five.
by penisslikker January 2, 2024
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jammed my Glock

When you did that it really jammed my Glock bro.
by Bsdbdh January 27, 2023
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Shittin on my Foot?

you kiddin me?
Dude, no way...you shittin on my foot?
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Errol's Wife My Sweet Jamaican Empress

Errol's WifeMy Sweet Empress you been running cross my mind recently & I'm so concerned bout

you it's just a feeling we use to get bout each other & all ways went everywhere together we were never apart.I miss you so much words can never explain. You such a good woman Jah know
all the time me wish a me you did marry it still hurts,but I want you to happy.Remember how me family did love you arf,it still bring tears to my eye it tun out dem did right bout the next girl she was never right for me at all she wanted was to show off to say she have a nice looking man. She couldn't do nuttin apart from sit down a watch other people business I needed you eena life so could build together I still love you I would do anything just to hold you & wake up next to you again 💕 love you all ways
Errol's Wife My Sweet Jamaican Empress

My Sweet Jamaican Empress I wonder when I'll ever you again, I love you more than words can say & maybe taking a trip up really soon 😊
by Janet21 March 15, 2023
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