Fucked if I know

A very Aussie way of saying "I dont know"

Person 1: Hey mate do you know what the time is?

Person: 2 Fucked if I know

by wogprince2001 July 11, 2025

i kanye

I Kanye means 'I cannot'.
It can be used as I Kanye even (I cannot even)

or
I Kanye not (double negative)

everyone's tweet at 11:59 on new years eve: I'm going to go for a run everyday. I will not take no as an answer. It could be hailing outside and I WILL GO FOR A RUN. #newyears #resolution #health #willpower
DAY 3: it is too cold. I just... I Kanye.

OR

person1: DUDE!!!! YOU WANNA BUILD A SNOWMAN?!?!?
person2: nah, I Kanye even.

by PainGenade January 20, 2016

f i c k

A misspelling of the popular word, "dick". Normally misspelled by an idiot named Amberly

being defined STFU, IDGAF, GO SUCK A f i c k-Amberly

by SirAlba August 10, 2021

SMD while I SMH

SMD while I SMH literally means, suck my dick while I shake my head. It's a word that describes your utter disappointment for blatantly disrespectful dick riders.

Dumbo: "Shut up dork"
thatboytweaking100%: "I thought you had something better to say. SMD while I SMH"

by thatboytweaking100% December 31, 2021

I blame the Indians

It’s not your fault if you blame the Indians let me explain if the Indians killed Christopher Columbus A lot of people in the Americas wouldn’t be alive so if the Indians killed Christopher Columbus you wouldn’t be alive making you not mess up

Person one: why do you do that
Person two: I blame the Indians!

by I blame the Indians February 23, 2022

I rember

I want blake's fat dick in my ass

"I love to say I rember because I want blake's fat dick in my ass!"

by joshdoomslayer December 19, 2021

I won the hair

it's said by Algerians to express that they did not win anything, since hair is nothing to them.

Moh: Hey Kader did you win in lottery ?
Kader: Yes, I won the hair!

by zrazra September 11, 2023