National Dirty Chris Day

October 21st is a day where we celebrate dirty chris’s outlandish shenanigans such as being a felon and sex offender

“did you hear about dirty chris beating up my grandma on national dirty chris day?”

“yeah he does that lmao”

by dirty chris lover 33 October 18, 2019

Dirty Lecture Dipset (DLD)

In the middle of lecture you find yourself slowly loosing focus and going into dream land, thinking of what it might be like to fuck that fine piece of ass next to you, and maybe after realizing you've been staring at the girls thong that just happens to be sticking out for a good 5 mins you now have a raging boner,, and lets face it, theirs no talking this one down. So you do the only proper thing their is to do and run to the bathroom and rub one out!. And wonder your way back to lecture, possibly sweating from the fight that just occurred, with your D.

Bro did you see stacy in class today?" "Yeah man she looked so sexy, I had to run to the bathroom and pull a dirty lecture dipset (DLD).

by The classic college kid May 1, 2011

Dirty South Fish Hook

two in the goo, one in the poo

I gave this girl a little dirty south fish hook

by Jizzmaster22deluxe March 11, 2003

dirty mexican cum blanket

that blanket someone gives you when you're staying over their house on short notice. it's usually smelly, itchy and looks like someone bought it at a garage sale for $2. in most cases you'd rather use your sweatshirt as a blanket and freeze to death before cuddling with this rag

friend: "here's a pillow and blanket dude" *pulls nasty blanket out of closet*
you: "thanks man" *throws blanket on the other side of the room after first touch* "no way am I sleeping with a dirty mexican cum blanket..."

by xtinuhhh August 22, 2011

scratch your dirty neck

this is basically the coldest dis to someone who has just been moded (molded)- proven very very wrong.

aaw. I TOLD you the Beastie Boys signed to Capitol. Scratch your dirty neck!!!!

by devdawgula July 3, 2004

Dirty Pork Chop

See "Beef Curtains", not dirty pork chop, A vagina that has lips that hang down they are considered curtains.

I was watching a porno the other day. Man! This chick had some beef curtains ,not dirty pork chop,.

by Novellprize October 30, 2006

Dirty Dracula (Vaginal Vampire)

The act of giving a woman cunnilingus, while she is on her period.

Bill gave that girl a dirty dracula on the first day of her period.

by Bukkakegod October 26, 2002