i have a dream

i have a dream that my children will live in a nation where they will be judje not by the color of their skin, but by the size of their pp

deez nutz i have a dream

by i-hate-britain May 8, 2023

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《¤》Pay《¤》 attention 《¤》to 《¤》when 《¤》I 《¤》process 《¤》moving 《¤》the《¤》 left《¤》 side 《¤》of 《¤》my 《¤》body 《¤》with 《¤》my《¤》 right 《¤》lobe 《¤》and《¤》 i《¤》 will 《¤》kill《¤》 you《¤》

by LeSouffleDeVersailles March 1, 2025

I do not die if I pass away.

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Person: I do not die if I pass away.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 14, 2025

I love hannah more

I love hannah more cuz I'm like that

Everyone knows I love hannah more

by Chief loves hannah more November 20, 2021

I Laughed

Self-explanatory phrase. Used when you describe a time you laughed. Given the way it is phrased, it could be sarcastic to describe a situation where you weren't laughing.

I Laughed. I laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed. I laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed. But I wasn't really laughing. I was crying with a smile so nobody else would be hurt. I don't need help. Just a real laugh.

by MrDrEdward May 20, 2024

I don’t lorb you

It means when you’ve been really mean to someone and they want to tell you that but don’t know how to say it directly

I don’t lorb you because you’ve been ignoring me and being mean

by Hehehehelelelele July 4, 2025

I sexually identify as a walmart bag

"I sexually identify as a Walmart bag" is a humorous phrase used to describe someone who feels a deep sense of identity and connection with the crumpled, discarded, and often-misunderstood existence of a Walmart bag. It's a tongue-in-cheek way of poking fun at the complexities of modern identity politics and the tendency to label oneself with unusual and unconventional descriptors. In essence, it's a lighthearted joke that playfully mocks the idea of identifying with an inanimate object, while also acknowledging the absurdity and humor in doing so.

- Nice to meet you. May I ask for your pronouns?
- I sexually identify as a walmart bag.
- Uhm, can I just call you they/them?
- I IDENTIFY AS A WALMART BAG. THAT'S REALLY OFFENSIVE TO ME. I'M Walmart/Bag, NOT They/Them!!!!!!!!!!!

by Narmak2 April 23, 2024