by evil mysogony October 12, 2020

Opposite if Sweetie Man I the sense that rather than luring underage children, this man lures older population of people, typically over the age of 65. Elderly people love toffee hence why it’s used a lure.
That guy over there is a toffee man!
How do you know ??
Seen him outside the cafe home handing out Werthers Originals.
How do you know ??
Seen him outside the cafe home handing out Werthers Originals.
by Marl Milber September 14, 2023

The title given to the person (usually male) who fully sent it the night before.
i.e. got the most wasted, got laid, etc
i.e. got the most wasted, got laid, etc
by Goober_sex69 March 2, 2020

by Mäbyë February 3, 2020

Dead Man’s Smegma is a game of pure unfiltered wit and strength
To achieve this game’s true potential, 5 or more participants are ideal and every participant must agree to do absolutely anything the game throws at them
Each participant must put the most cruel dare or task they can think of into a hat, and each participant takes one from the hat
your reward for performing the dare is in turn watching 5+ others perform theirs, each as cruel as the next, each as cruel as your own
you must take responsibility for any consequences that come from Dead Man’s Smegma and must never blame the game itself
To achieve this game’s true potential, 5 or more participants are ideal and every participant must agree to do absolutely anything the game throws at them
Each participant must put the most cruel dare or task they can think of into a hat, and each participant takes one from the hat
your reward for performing the dare is in turn watching 5+ others perform theirs, each as cruel as the next, each as cruel as your own
you must take responsibility for any consequences that come from Dead Man’s Smegma and must never blame the game itself
by Kermit the Fag September 29, 2018

Person A: "a dude with an ahegao hoodie came and asked for a job. i had to explain to my manager that his hoodie was porn and i wouldn't hire him"
Person B: "so you're denying people the ability to make a living based on how they look?"
Person C: "Oh look. It's a slippery man argument"
Person B: "so you're denying people the ability to make a living based on how they look?"
Person C: "Oh look. It's a slippery man argument"
by ApathyAndUrgency July 16, 2022

"Just grab your nearest Merriam Webster's Dictionary and turn to the page with the definition for microconsole buyer man on it. You'll find my picture right then and there."
by ImaginaryNeon (real) November 4, 2022
