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Pussy day

23 October - the day when you can touch women pussy with no consequences
Bro tomorrow is the pussy day
Get ready to touch that wap
by Ypoptospoggers October 16, 2020
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A national eat a banana day

On 18. October you have to eat atleast 1 banana... So you can challenge your friends to eat a lot od bananas and then call them "Minion"
Jake: yo bro, go eat a banana
Mike: nah, no thanks
Jake: you have to cuz of A national eat a banana day
by PraviDečkoKiMaRadBanane October 16, 2020
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National hug your sad friend day

If you know anybody who’s always going through a hard time literally or going through depression, suicidal thoughts please...Give them a hug they literally need it
Girl:Hug!

Boy:why are you hugging me?
Girl:it’s national hug your sad friend day..!
by OoffffTheBanana666 October 16, 2020
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National simp day

Every day of the year for boys called beginning w H,F,L,A and M
Watch out it’s national simp day again!!
by the dub21 October 17, 2020
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Date your ex day

Miss your ex? Today is the day they HAVE to take you back have fun!! October 17th
"Hey babe"

"Excuse me"
"Oh today is national date your ex day"
by anonymous October 17, 2020
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Kiss your crush day

London: Hey Jayden *kisses*
Jayden: What was that for?!?
London: It’s national kiss your crush day!
Jayden: Oh then where is savannah, I need to give her a kiss!
London: oh.. okay ;(
by Simpinghuman October 17, 2020
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weedy worship day

November 1st is when we worship our lord weedy. all hail lord weedy.
worship #1: today is November 1st!
ignorant slut: so?
worship #1: it’s weedy worship day. all hail lord weedy.
by curved triangle weedy October 17, 2020
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