national grab a guys dick day

on april 10 of every year a girl need to grab a guys dick

i'm gonna grab mathews dick for national grab a guys dick day

by canada gov- national days April 7, 2017

stick my dick in your ear

To place ones penis into the lug-hole of another and fuck some sense into them.

If you don't pack that in I'm gonna stick my dick in your ear!

by morphinemitt April 28, 2008

Wearing your dick on your sleeve

The act of being obvious in your intentions to have sex with a woman so as to avoid entering the friend zone.

This method could mean the difference between a man spending months of time, energy, and money on a girl only to be told, "I really like you a lot, but I don't want to ruin the friendship we have." , and finding out immediately whether or not he might be getting laid and if he should continue his endeavors to do so with this woman.

nice guy: You know that beautiful girl I've been chasing for months? She just friend-ed me.

Friend: You should have been wearing your dick on your sleeve, man. You could have saved a lot of time and moved on to the next girl.

by Sanewma January 8, 2012

Alpha-Beta-Bitch-Dicks

A fraternity devoted to jerks and a-holes alike.

No you cant be in Alpha-Beta-Bitch-Dicks your too pussy!

by Nigel aka Vishnu April 9, 2003

you make my dick itch

You’re pissing me the fuck off!

Ronnie you make my dick itch!

by Bliiyjackthetrd October 9, 2017

bust a cap in yo dick

1. The act of shooting someone up there dick hole

2. beating someones dick until it turns purple then giving the dick a hand job

1. Damn fool, i goin' bust a cap in yo dick!

2. Holy shit that mother fucker busted a cap in my dick last night!

by Jake Jon April 7, 2007

let me smell yo dick

When your girlfriend believes you to be cheating so she asks to smell your dick to see if it's been undid another female

Boi you betts let me smell yo dick if you gon be sneakin in the house at 4 am sayin you went to tha store

by Ash.the.SAV March 25, 2016