Poor Man's Bidet

When you poop and it plops into the water and splashes your bottom.

"That just splashed all over me!"
"Poor man's bidet"

by kiefferteefer March 20, 2023

little black man

Your friend or homie ( must be black, unless ur part of the spongebob club then yellow)

What's up little black man

Yooo.. U my little black man

by Litter HDR August 17, 2016

ocean-man

if you are a man that likes oceans you're a ocean-man!

'Why are you looking at this ocean?'
'I like them'
'Ah i see you're a ocean-man!'

by Human without humanity May 10, 2020

Wood Man

A character from mega man 2, and a main character in siivagunner. He can portal around and hop around timelines, turn into a mech but somebody needs to control him, and use leaf shield. Wood Man is also pretty nice >:

Wood Man is pretty nice >:

by Muda Man October 27, 2020

holy cross man

The only man you need

Aye, look at that holy cross man, hilview men nothing!

by 868._.boss October 27, 2021

The Old Man Jack

When, after declothing both partners, the guy falls over and says, "I've fallen, and I can't get up." So the girl has to help him up, by blowing him.

The Old Man Jack worked so well Dave. We were up until 3 AM!!

by Blackberry April 8, 2015

Spider-Man in

When your beating your meat and cum all over your hand. Flicking your wrist to get the cum off.

I shot my load all in my hand I was spider-man in it to get it off my hand.

by Ajax009 September 27, 2020