thats not what your momma said last night 

a comeback or insult saying you slept with a persons momma and she was moaning and such

your ugly thats not what your momma said last night

thats not what your momma said last night by Groundhog July 26, 2006

Your moms house 

Where I was last night.

Person 1 "Where were you last night dude!"

Person 2 "Your moms house HA GOTTEM"

Your moms house by Koolkid920 September 12, 2018

your moms bed 

Where I was last night.

in bed wit ur mom wtf dont u understand u fucken n00b your moms bed

your moms bed by potheadblazer420 April 10, 2010

your moms fat juicy mommy milkers 

Your mom’s tits. 😐 What the fuck did you think I’d say?

Your moms fat juicy mommy milkers are summoning me to an early grave.

your moms fat juicy mommy milkers by Big fat juicy milf milkers July 9, 2021

your momma 

the subject of all jokes used by assholes when they have no other comeback.

guy #1-"Dude, stay away from me, your a dick!"
guy #2- *silence for a second*

guy #2-" Your momma!"
guy #1 as he walks away-"Douche"

your momma by fuck 'em all June 29, 2009

enough to make you slap your momma 

anything that is really really good

Isn't that girl hot? Hell yeah, she's hot... enough to make you slap your momma!

Have you had one of those burgers? They are enough to make you slap your momma!

enough to make you slap your momma by R-S October 29, 2006

do i look like your momma?

Comeback used to disrespect someone elses mother.

Luke the up himself white guy: Mary you fat fuck.
Mary: Um excuse me, do i look like your momma?

do i look like your momma? by Cassie Thompson February 17, 2005