shark waterbottle

a sexy shark product that can only be bought in PipstarShark, a water bottle that has a heater, a button that plays a prerecorded hydrate and a straw that is shaped like a dick, and a note that says: "Don't refund or give a bad rating or else you get kidnapped 💋💋💋" Love, -Pipstar-

my shark waterbottle is cool

by quartz89 February 1, 2022

Dirty Shark Attack

When a girl wears a rubber hand puppet shark on her hand and beats your dick off while shoving bloody chum in her pussy

Hey you heard about Belinda? She gave everybody at the party a Dirty Shark Attack

by travisbtrippin420 May 15, 2025

Shark

The only word on urban dictionary with no sexual definition

"Wow I'm surprised shark has no sexual definition on urban dictionary"

by deafinitionplshelpicanthear December 8, 2020

Watching a Shark movie

This basically means that your best friend is fucking the living shit out of your Ex. But hey, ask him how your dick taste.

We were just watching a shark movie... nothing else happened.

by Binferg August 1, 2017

shark eyes

When one becomes entirely zeroed in on one specific person/target/objective/etc with a predatory like focus. Unintentionally ignoring anything else important going on around them. Similar to what one might call getting tunnel vision. Individuals who are trigger happy are prone to getting shark eyes.

"Johnny got shark eyes when he pushed way too fast on the one enemy and didn't even notice the other player hiding who ended up killing him."

by Robohtman July 28, 2021

Shark

A shark is another word for a fast car.

Tyrell: Yo look at that car that shit fast asl
James: Dat shit a shark on my deadmanz

by StrawberryFlavoredLasagna December 26, 2021

Shark

A superior way of communication

"Today is my birthday, so today we make a birthday shark"

"Were having a bad day, so we make a cute hammerhead shark"

by Hammyhead Shark March 1, 2022