titty monster

A woman with gigantic titties that makes her look fat. Often married to men with Big Heads

Did you hear that the titty monster just had a breast reduction? Really? I saw her yesterday and I couldn't tell.

by Brit Treadway September 16, 2007

Tittie Sprinkles

Tittie sprinkles is a type of lubricious expletive used to describe a supererogatory situation. Used in extempore conversation, it could be used to describe very those which reside on the anterior of the mid-clavicular line, but are sexually dimorphic, that are copacetic. It would be used sine qua non with a funny situation, or in a milieu where a myelinated A delta fiber stimulates a nociceptor, either visceral or somatic. It first originated from a Shoe factory during which the proprietor ejaculated the word while in an encephalopathic delirium. Note: also used with prospicience for the latter definition of the aforementioned. Also can be used to abrogate a conversation that is an agonist for a Melatonin-1 Neuroreceptor.

"Oh, tittie sprinkles, I just tried to jump over a fucking water fountain!"

"Dude those tits on Carsi are tittie sprinkles!"

"Sometimes when I bake, in stead of sugar sprinkles, I prefer using tittie sprinkles, for a more sweet taste. Also, try strawberries."

by OneWhoMakesShoes December 19, 2008

arangitang titties

These are a pair a boobies that have a down and up curv like a crosaunt almost. Genereally acompanied by a large set of tits.

Man, Leila has a nice pair of boobs but I am gonna bet they are arangitang titties because she is foreign

by Zing June 18, 2005

titty tunes

dance music so god-awfully gay that nelly queens within a mile radius can't help but take off their shirts and dance, showing off their gym titties (or pec implants)

Michael Patrick: GIRL!, the titty tunes at the dance club last night were FIERCE! My manpussy is still tired!

James Charles: Bitch, you go girl!

by lyle123 May 26, 2009

Stingy Titty

A girl who will do anything to avoid sexual acts

Last night was a disaster! i ended up taking a stingy titty home.

by gentleman o doom October 12, 2009

Titty McTittington

A girl who has large breasts, acts and dresses in a skanky manner but doesn't understand why everyone calls her a slut/skank/ho/whore.

Prima: Mia's such a skank!
Secunda: Oh, you mean Titty McTittington? Yeah I know.

by dan dreiberg November 3, 2009

Walleyed Titties

Perky breasts with off-center nipples pointing in opposing directions (not necessarily unattractive).

Man, dat bitch I wuz with last night had some fine Walleyed Titties!

by The Scrounge November 23, 2009