simp points

Points a sad excuse of a man gains when they lie about Ines Helen UNPROVOKED

“Ines and I chilled in Spain, she’s cool and all but in bed, she’s wild” aka simp points

by xeexan September 11, 2020

points

5 points- Sex
4 points- no thing for 4 points
3 points- giving or receiving head
2 points- getting fingered or a handjob
1 point- kiss or makeout

points only apply to a girl/guy once, meaning no repeat points. only a total of 5 points can be scored from one singular girl or guy. points usually take place in seasons so example, summer points, college semester points.

dude I just nutted in a 30 year old that's so slept on for points.

by lentiniweeny May 18, 2022

Trauma points

An invisible point system that allows you to redeem points gained from a traumatic experience for popularity by telling stories about the experience.

Person 1: I saw numerous deaths, but i kept running to safety
Person 2: Oh i bet you were pissing your pants when that happened
Person 1: Shut up and let me redeem my trauma points

by S3B5 January 4, 2021

boner point

To say something that makes people incredibly excited.

After giving the background and details of the event, my boner point was that Drake was going to be performing at the after. Everybody started going nuts.

by A-FERRRR October 4, 2011

anchor point

The only reason, solitary reason (Taken from anchor being reference of Deadpool Wolverine)

M : Hey man, i heard you left the group? Why did you left, they missed you!!
J : She dumped me, she was the anchor point for me in that group..
M : Ohh, i'm sorry to hear that :(

by EFANN August 12, 2024

Privilege point

Something you get for being part of a minority that self-describes as discriminated. When applying for something (to a university, for a scholarship, for a job, for a grant, etc.), after your skill and worth have been considered out of 20, the system of privilege pointing goes something like this:

If black +1
If half-Asian +0.5
If muslim +2
If female +1
If native, aboriginal, etc. +1
If white male (except if muscular, physically attractive, etc.) -2
If gay +1
If transgender +4

Only people that score at least 5/10 on a physical attractiveness scale are entitled to privilege points. (Ironically, this rules out people with coloured hair).

Hence, a can get a perfect 20/20 application with a raw score of 12.

Hey I just got into Uni, never could have made it if I wasn't a black converted muslim male-to-female transgender. Thank god for privilege points.

by TorChimp May 22, 2017

7 point tree

Just a nickname for a 7.3 Ford

“Hey Larry look at dat der F2 fitty I think she’s a 7 point tree

by Murray man April 13, 2022