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A variation of the flicker gooning technique created by the North Korean military. It is a refined version of Aztec flicker gooning that also gives the user an undescribable calm. The technique is performed by flicking the edge of your penis with a ball point pen, which is why some North Koreans have been seen to have scars and pen markings on the tips of their penis. If performed correctly North Korean Flicker Gooning will cause the user to bust within 0.6 seconds, and the semen travels at around 39,000 miles per hour.

The North Korean military has supported and funded research on this technique, as they plan to have it replace their ICBMs by 2030. However due to having a natural proclivity towards the technique it might be implemented into the military as soon as 2026.

The CIA have been hiring cute ripped twinks and have been giving them BBL surgeries so they can hop on Jerk Mate and learn the technique from the North Koreans. Since the mission is classified it is unknown if the has been working or not.
Man this class is boring I'm gonna watch Lebron edits on my computer and learn North Korean Flicker Gooning.
by TacoThursdayOnATuesday December 6, 2024
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north deering

pussy ass neighborhood oe is better and raquel is the best eater there and hamdi lives there too
“ yo woodka is north deering better” nah oeg 4L
by oegwoodka October 6, 2022
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North Brookfield

Person 1: What’s North Brookfield

Person 2: The Country Hood
by Lotion_hands April 1, 2022
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Pull an oliver north

Asked to and then playing the scapegoat for someone elses problem or mistake. (Sometimes without reguard to to the consequences). This is not to be taken likely as the ramifications could be dire or legally destructive to your life.

This is a tough, normally noble thing.

For further reference please see oliver north and the iran-contra affair
"Your really gonna pull an oliver north and take the blame for his bad decision"
by Theamazinggeek February 27, 2018
mugGet the Pull an oliver northmug.

North shore

A school district located on Nassau County Long Island New York made up of Glen Head Glenwood Landing Sea Cliff and parts of Greenvale. North shore is known for their parties, girls and hatred for every other school district. Everyone from north shore thinks there superior to everyone and everything especially in sports. You know your from north shore when..
•Your school is always on the news
The middle school ruined your north shore experience

•You know someone with the name Isabella

•You basically live at the Diner or Pezi
•you hate Glen cove and locust valley

•You'll find racial slurs on the bathroom stalls

•People can tell your from north shore

•You know if everyone
That was a sick party

What do you expect, it is north shore !
by Hcienqid April 25, 2017
mugGet the North shoremug.

North men

Them men rhell dread and will beat u in a short amount of time.The number of men able to pull a sexy clean good pum pum girl is 45% of school male population with 37% being a red man who is known for his marvelous juicy cock
Them north men rhell bad...i want that red north man to fuck meh hard
by Big cocky bad man January 23, 2023
mugGet the North menmug.

north forsyth jrotc

North Forsyth JROTC is the junior reserve officer training program at north forsyth high school. They have won naval honor school for a bunch of years because much like your mother with guest they put on a front for others and yell behind closed doors. It is a lot of fun for about a week until they start shitting on you for everything you do. Watch out for the “senior leadership” that somehow manage to have both their heads in their asses and their noses in others business at the same time. In this program you will do pt where the leadership will yell at you to run faster even though they are the fat ones slowing the group down. You will also participate in drill where no one can understand the donkeys calling commands. Don’t worry everyone is treated equally unless you are so mental that they are afraid to scold you because you may commit suicide, then you will get a free pass. No worries social skills and basic human decency is not needed and most people in the program don’t have it, especially the leadership. Most importantly don’t forget to have fun even when you accidentally choose one of the many showers with no pressure because the majority of them are shit!
Billy: Hey, how can I fix my mental health?

Martha: Get as far away from north Forsyth JROTC as possible.
by Justice.for.Eddie July 13, 2022
mugGet the north forsyth jrotcmug.

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