Jesus Placebo

The thought that jesus will bandage your pains.

Hey man your back still hurting?
Yeah but I be on that jesus.
You mean jesus placebo?

by Stef@ May 5, 2014

brother jesus

Brother Jesus is a one in a life time huy, if you see him he will bless you with a better life style, you will get more friends and better grades. Brother Jesus will always support you as long as you know de wey, so if you meet Brother Jesus be proud... you could also become a Brother Jesus by bludgeoning someone in a Fortnite game with a Brother Jesus

hey jonas is a brother jesus and has a ps4 fortnite account named: Smash-FACE-1313

by Jesus,Brother December 17, 2018

hebe-jesus

The feeling of creepiness emitted by Jesus Christ.

Little Church Boy: Wow Jesus, you really must have been popular!
Jesus: *stares*
Little Church Boy: uhhh your giving me the hebe-jesus

Jesus: *stares intensely*

by Hebe-Jeebies July 18, 2014

jesus shagger

ppl who’re heavy christian like lily reid n ma gran x

ma gran’s a right jesus shagger

by 👸🏽heather x January 22, 2021

asian jesus

asian with dreads, not necessarily christian

Damn, that asian jesus rocks the dreads like marley never could.

by asianjesus September 8, 2006

Jesus Freak

A person who preaches about their god Jesus to anyone and everyone for no apparent reason. They participate in a "club" to reaffirm that they are good people. They don't show people how their god is good they just expect you to understand. These people are not well liked because they do not understand people very well, maybe a psychology or sociology class would help but that to their religion is "devil-cotruption". They are a militant group proved to be dangerous. Look up Crusades under scholary works by reputable Universitys. Usally young people that don't know anything about what life is.

Jesus freak: I love god and he has done more for me than anyone can!
a non-jesus freak: Nobody cares that you love god.

by wankitsfree February 11, 2010

sneaky jesus

Sex so hard and fast that it could only have been Jesus who snuck up and did it.

The sneaky jesus here is unbelievable!

by Envy1497 June 19, 2007