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Captain 66

Brandon McCartney realized that hip hop today has more haters than there are people who praise what they actually like. So he hit the mall, swagged himself up, and went to work writing hilarious, self-conceited raps ever. Through websites like MySpace and Twitter (this was back when MySpace was a thriving community and the success of Facebook was a twinkle in Mark Zuckerberg's eye) he gained an online following and now has 5 albums out, thanks to the haters. By becoming this "persona", he's giving 0101010, a co-sign.
Like Omg 66 ! There goes the Captain 66 !
by 6 Kiss August 15, 2022
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Captain Novolin

That one retarded kid with diabetes who thinks he's a superhero. He's just fat.
bro richard is such a Captain Novolin
by Icosalord March 19, 2022
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captain miller

When you eat a pussy that hasn't been cleaned. Much like a pirate who haven't bathed a Captain Miller really stinks
Damn! That girl is a "10/10 would tap" but she's got a captain miller so I'll pass on the tapping...
by Tan albino "ajc" May 14, 2015
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captain stupid head

A person who is so stupid and dumb that they drag along a crew with them and the whole crew ends up being stupid, so that makes them the captain of all the stupid heads
All Aboard, your captain today will be captain stupid head
by Captain stupid head December 22, 2020
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Captain Slaphappy

One who frequently masterbates
"Anyone seen john?" "Who? Captain Slaphappy?; probably off doing the deed"
by winterkyles January 4, 2013
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Captain Marcel

A woman on a rescue mission for her sister that's down to the mountain. She requires back up. Let everyone know she went down to the mountain.
Hello this is Captain Marcel, My Sister went down, down to the mountain. I gotta save my sister.
by Shady256969 February 12, 2022
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Solut the Captain

A shot of Absolut Vodka either mixed or chased with Captain Morgan spiced rum.
by Arish A July 13, 2011
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