Captain Hoser

A person who puts a group of people in tough situations. A person who sets an operation up for failure, day in and day out.

"Captain Hoser made the schedule, we are totally hosed."

by - Bambino July 19, 2015

National beat the beaner captains ass day

Beat the shit out of the Mexican team captain on your wrestling team

Hey did you hear what day it is?
Yeah it’s national beat the beaner captains day!
National beat the beaner captains ass day is a national holiday where you beat him up

by Toesforthebros February 2, 2021

Captain Closealot

The official title of a top producing Salesperson.

We'd like to Captain Closealot for making us the #1 Ad agency in the world!

by The Double E August 26, 2023

Captain America Chest

when the female bosom is surrounded by vast, muscular pectoral muscles.

Dat bitch be ugly bro. she got dat captain america chest.

by joeldemort January 8, 2014

Captain Crunch

The best cereal, if anyone says otherwise they are most likely gay

Bob: mm, I love captain crunch.

by BarfingChicken December 11, 2018

Liquid Captain AlecxTSD

A very good liquid captain, someone who should be promoted to the rank of General. He is super nice.

No way, Is that Liquid Captain AlecxTSD?
Yes!!!!1!
ALECXTSD4GENERAL
ALECXTSD4GENERAL
ALECXTSD4GENERAL
ALECXTSD4GENERAL

by YakendGlovocSpookSalmanfan8000 March 8, 2023

captain saggy balls

An old grouchy man

Captain saggy balls over is always complaining about the prices of food.

by Captain saggy balls August 8, 2017