teste

is word for teste

teste is teste

by _anonymous_96 November 24, 2021

teste squeeze

squezing of the testes extremely hard

i gave him a teste squeeze so hard he sweeld up like a he got finger banged

by pissballs94 June 11, 2009

The Pilot Test

When you watch the first episode of a tv series and decide whether or not to proceed with watching the rest of it.

Sure i'll give ozark the pilot test... but no promises

by cockran April 4, 2019

Groot Test

When you're on Tinder or another dating app and you think that you you're talking to a bot, so you message them "I AM GROOT!". If it's a bot then they will get super confused and send a generic message and if they're actually real and get the reference then they hopefully wont unmatch you.

Named after the character Groot from Marvel's Guardians of the Galaxy series, who can only say "I AM GROOT". Kinda like a pokémon.

Match: Hey there, whats up?
Me: I AM GROOT!
Match: Thats so cool! Hey, follow me on my instagram, definitelynotabot21103.
Me: yeah, you failed the Groot Test.
*unmatches

by Purveyor_of_Memes May 28, 2018

The Pinky test

The pinky test is a unit of measurement only suitable for establishing whether the length of a joint is acceptable or not.

That joint looks tiny does it even pass the pinky test?

by Taj manzoor January 2, 2023

DLA Test

Inspired by the Bechdel Test which measures women's representation in films, the DLA Test measures violence in movies. A story passes the DLA test when the hero doesn't kill any other character nor is violence the solution. It does not require the total absence of violence; the hero and others may have to deal with violence but brutal vengeance is disqualifying. Pixar films and Rom-Coms easily pass the DLA Test whereas nearly every superhero story fails.

Gran Torino is an excellent film where the hero martyrs himself. But his architected violence means it fails the DLA Test. It's too bad so many great movies fail the DLA Test, but maybe that says something about our violent culture.

by Corpania September 30, 2021

Test

a test is something idiotic teachers give kids to lower their self esteem and make them look like idiots and lower their self esteem lower by marking it then giving it back with low scores and high scores so students think they are better/worse then other kids

the teacher was idiotic enough to give me a test

by Sapphire4444444 November 22, 2019