The Pinky test

The pinky test is a unit of measurement only suitable for establishing whether the length of a joint is acceptable or not.

That joint looks tiny does it even pass the pinky test?

by Taj manzoor January 2, 2023

nuclear test

Masturbation

I did a nuclear test on those porno flicks skit dam!

by Kennydickhead September 12, 2017

The hell test

Oh no way is that a Nietzsche this? He seriously reimagined a situation were Diogenes went around looking for a single honest person? That's hilarious!

Hym "I HAVE BEEN FORETOLD!!! DOUBLY FORETOLD! That is hilarious! The hell test is a Nietzsche thing!? Ha! Hahaha! What did I say about being in the same vein as that guy! I'm telling you, he had a near death experience, I kill God, I summon Nietzsche, we converse, he is resuscitated, he tries to warn everyone that God is dead, no one listens, I perform the test, can't find a single honest person, resolve to kill God, succeed, summon Nietzsche, endless loop of causality. This is priceless! But it could be a trap so I won't get ahead of myself. Ha!

by Hym Iam March 9, 2023

teste squeeze

squezing of the testes extremely hard

i gave him a teste squeeze so hard he sweeld up like a he got finger banged

by pissballs94 June 11, 2009

The Pilot Test

When you watch the first episode of a tv series and decide whether or not to proceed with watching the rest of it.

Sure i'll give ozark the pilot test... but no promises

by cockran April 4, 2019

Driving test

The act of taming a wild car and the slow and steady replacing of each part with a functioning human organ until all that is left is a living breathing car human. Preferably painted red and called Lightening McQueen

Babe, my wheels hurt let me take a break

No the only think I’m braking for is the strip club you glistening little bitch

Your so inconsiderate! Ever since my driving test you’re libido has plummeted

Bitch don’t you see? You may only vroom vroom from now on, you put on too much weight these days it’s like you don’t even try to keep me interested anymore. When I met you, you were a wild and free car with passion and now that I’ve made your life better, now I’ve supplied you with working lungs and a tight pussy, you decide to get fat. Sometimes I regret replacing your air conditioning for a mouth.

by Kittykeeperpussypleaser April 22, 2022

Testing

Getting Tested

Usually in reference to one's patience wearing thin, in other words, being "Tested"

or as a forewarning/threat

"Don't test me"

TESTING (Includes but is not limited to):
•IQ
•SAT
•STD

ect. ect.

by Sebasstand February 21, 2024