russian pork mouth

when a russian man bites a ukrainian women in the ass

yooo I just preformed a russian pork mouth on my gf

by ArcistaniNationalist April 2, 2022

Russian Poop Oboe

When you shit on a dick, put only the head of the penis up your ass, and precede to fart all over the wiener and give a handjob.

“I gave Benny a Russian Poop Oboe!”

by AspergerKing420 November 5, 2021

Russian Row Boat

While having sex grabbing a woman's 2 braids and using them as oars as you enter and exit

YOOOOOOO TERY I MET THE HOT BROAD AT THE BAR AND I GAVE HER THE RUSSIAN ROW BOAT

by THELARGESTCHEESER March 17, 2022

Russian foreign minister

A fucking waffeler

Daym bro that teacher is some RUSSIAN FOREIGN MINISTER

by Jockim February 25, 2022

Russian Holy Water

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Vodka
Just another word for vodka

Person 1: You want some beer?
Person 2: Beer is weak as fuck. I got Russian holy water

by Razorclaw the crab May 27, 2021

Russian CAT Scan

The act of hooking a severed power cord of a VCR, (trust me, we only do this with VCR cords)to the testicles of your enemies as a means of torture...or just cause it's fucking funny in an evil, morbid sort of way.

A.K.A. Russian X-Ray, inspired by cartoon electrocutions in which Tom, a poor cat's skeleton is shown as he is constantly tortured by a asshole mouse named Jerry.

"GTFO, you dumbass or I'll give you a Russian CAT scan!"

by Horse Nipple March 13, 2008

Russian Gas Pedal

To squash your someone's crotch under your foot causing extreme pain only tolerated by RoShamBo Masters.

As my boyfriend was taking a snooze out by the pool, I thought it would be funny to tell my little brother to give him a Russian Gas Pedal while he was off dreaming in la la land.
When he woke up my little bro was stepping on his nuts! Luckily I had my camera out and now the whole thing is on YouTube.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Dh-rV07YZM&feature=related

by Jessica138 January 20, 2009