Jordan is a person who knows how to show love and affection, who can make you happy even when you are at your lowest, who makes you look forward to the day ahead, who gives you a reason to want to say “I love you”.
by someone_who_loves_someone April 16, 2023
Get the Jordanmug. Jordan's, usually come in a few different shapes and sizes. They come round, they come tall, they come skinny and they also come short. And also tend to cum short literally, as they can only last an hour or so in bed. Jordan's also tend to indulge themselves in illegal activities which can vary from robbing post offices, to breaking into apartments half naked banged-out on coke. They are kind-hearted, and will do what is right. They may also appear to be somewhat ugly on the outside, but, on the inside, they're also fairly ugly. If you come across a Jordan, approach with extreme caution, as you may get robbed for your illicit items.
Passer By: Shit! Is that a Jordan?
His mate: quick, hide that flake and keep your hands in your pocket.
His mate: quick, hide that flake and keep your hands in your pocket.
by WillieBigWillie November 22, 2021
Get the Jordanmug. I kicked her in the face with my Jordans. I nutted in her face. ; She wanted jack me for my Jordans. She wanted me to nut in her.
by D.Will83 June 15, 2021
Get the Jordansmug. by Fb dbdjd JC November 12, 2019
Get the Jordanmug. Jordan Ly is the hottest Vietnamese man ever. He is beautiful and has long hair and is a masculine gentleman. He gets all the hoes and fucks mad bitches. His mom tells him what to do and he says fuck no you do it. He pulls over cops because he’s a real mf. His legs are always tweaking and he makes out with his siblings.
by Mexicankid909 March 30, 2023
Get the Jordan lymug. by Meme Trash11111111 August 18, 2018
Get the Jordan the squirrelmug. by Bob the builder678 July 1, 2016
Get the Jordanmug.