Light Speed

The speed at which the car in front of you is traveling which assures you'll get caught by the upcoming traffic light.

Passenger: Do you think we'll make it through the upcoming green light before it changes?
Driver: Nope, the idiot in front of me is going light speed.

by Valet Parking Hater January 21, 2015

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by dry water 69 March 29, 2022

speed run

To drive excessively fast around town and acheive your top speed on a road.

I was doin a speed run in my SPG the other night and hit 130 on rt 3a, the po po's almost got me.

by SKC January 2, 2005

speechlore

1) An uncool way of saying "Linguistics."
2) An even uncooler way of saying "Linguistics."
3) An even more uncool way of saying "Linguistics."
4) Seriously?!

I am so pretentious, I study Speechlore at the university of Edinburgh.

by your fake name October 12, 2011

sleef

A word used to describe when a woman queefs in her sleep.

"I swear I heard my sister sleef last night!"

by Autistic Alzheimer July 30, 2016

Speed Runner

A speed runner is a person who normally can beat a game at a very fast time, and because of it become big headed sometimes and think they are the shit, and become a dick head.

Flippy_0: hey do you speed runner of the Super Mario 64
Paracusia: Ya dick head i can beat the game faster than you can get a girl

by jkfdnoen4o3nonfr June 20, 2016

speed bag

What a scrotum sack turns into when one testicle has been removed.

"Even after Johnny had ball cancer, he had no problem dipping his speed bag into Jenna's mouth."

"When I get fucked by Bob his speed bag bounces off my asshole."

by Andgorifo January 5, 2008