smashing the bard

Smashing the bard- a term used by super nerds or D&D players that refers to masturbation

Johnny got grounded because his mom caught him smashing the bard

by StupidShadyGames May 21, 2017

Smash

To use a needle or rig to "smash" or inject dope of many different forms usually crystal meth, heroine or fenytal .

Man I need a smash I'm going to freak the fuck out I hate being sick

by B boy fun n joy July 5, 2022

„smash“

smash

e.g., you are walking down the street with a friend and see someone you would like to „smash“ i.e., fuck, get to know, expressing towards your friend that you are attracted to that person.

POV: sees someone attraktiv

„smash“

Best way to use it:
„respectfully smash!“

by JuicyJ1109 February 8, 2023

Smash

Smash is a sex symbol and a thot. She can get any dude she wants and is very direct when it comes to flirting. She will literally walk up to you and say "Hey, you're hot." That's the type of girl she is. She is also very flexible. She is a very kind human being but the problem is she will hurt your feelings out of fear of hurting your feelings, because she can't be honest with you. And if she doesn't care about whatever you're talking about, she probably won't listen to you. But her heart is pure. She's also someone who needs her freedom and independence.

Smash wants to smash.

by Kurblu October 21, 2019

Smash

A sound effect used when something breaks or gets thrown. It's also a type of punch used in wrestling.

Imma smash that tabletop unless you give me a cookie!

by Wackycat April 21, 2019

Dumbo smash

when a girl shits on your dick while watching dumbo the elephant on tv and does a backflip

Did that nigga dumbo smash you?

by dumboSmasher99 August 10, 2018

Smashed Smashed

A session of vigorous fucking involving at least two bouts of lovemaking, in which objects in the vicinity of the sexing are likely to be damaged/destroyed.

Doug: "Hey, Karen. Wanna smoosh tonight?"
Karen: "Work was hell, I need to let off some serious steam. Let's do some smashed smashed. Bring your rollerblading pads and some blue Powerade."

by Smashed smashed June 7, 2018