Selfare

Concerned only with your own welfare

He's doing well with his Selfare

by yuba gurl July 8, 2014

Self-lesbiebation

When two girls who look alike find each other attractive and finger-fuck each other.

Mia finds herself attractive and found a girl who looked just like her. They hooked up and fingered each other. Classic self-lesbiebation.

by Jarfman February 20, 2015

selfie

A snapshot of yourself while holding the camera facing yourself that is uploaded online for your friends ability to approve your looks.

My friend takes selfies all the time, even during movies.

by ThaTMagic March 3, 2015

Selfie

Pictures (usually digital) that teen girls take and send to their boyfriends. This is to make them feel better, and to keep them from sending sexts.

Guy: OMFG SHE KEEPS SENDING ME SELFIES.
Guy 2: Dude, that's some kinky shit.

by Senpai Cat March 29, 2015

self-deprecatulation

People who use social media to humbly boast about their accomplishments.

Facebook or Twitter postings: "Opening for the Crosby, Stills, and Nash concert was totally humbling." "I have a Facebook friend who is always dropping names in a self-deprecatulating way." Self-deprecatulation is a common theme in social media today.

by Vidiot777 May 4, 2015

selfie squared

The act of Taking a selfie of your selfie

I selfie squared myself at the Grand Canyon

by Urban fanatic May 5, 2015

Seafood Sampler

When you get out of the pool, and your penis and testicles are shriveled up like a shrimp and oysters, and you penetrate it into your partners vagina...the full package.

I got out of the community pool, and I say Sharkeisha and I gave her a Seafood Sampler

by Work definitions September 8, 2015