sad penis

When after masturbating, you feel inmense sadness and/or dissapointment in yourself

Man, i had an awful sad penis experience after masturbating over those old pics of my ex

by Mr. Morsa December 5, 2017

The Ultimate Sad

The Big Sad but Sadder

Man 1: Do you have the big sad?

Man 2: No I have the ultimate sad :(.

by TheSaddestSad November 7, 2022

Sad Bill Cosby

A person who’s generally happy and cheerful that is suddenly sad and upset and you’re thrown off by the presence.

“Why you over there lookin like a Sad Bill Cosby”

by King Kreations May 15, 2020

sad rabbit

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You do not look like bad bunny, you look like sad rabbit.

by water fles November 2, 2022

Sad Mormons

A game in which you have a threesome with two mormons of the opposite sex who are both sad and depressed, so you use their tears as lube on your peen.

Person 1: Ayo you see those two girls I think they’re Mormons
Person 2: Yeah I played a game of sad Mormons with them
Person 1: Dude that’s fuckin gnarly

by lolninjahasligma July 28, 2018

Sad af

When you lowkey wanna die and you lost hope for it to get better so you just sit in yo room and cry all day.

Elie: “hey how r u?”
Rose: “i’ve been sad af for the past few weeks..”

by Ivebeencryingsincemyexleftme February 8, 2020

Sad Clown Face

a phrase used to describe the look on someone's face after vomiting\crying from consuming too much alcohol

Dude logan has such a sad clown face, i think he drank too much

by lilbrizo September 16, 2012